quoting Torco:fucking curiosity, man, i can't know that i know jack shit about something about which i didn't know there was knows to know
quoting Torco:I'm going to subvert the thread and tout my own horn on it. I know, this is an obscene violation of propriety, but i just composed this phrase and i think this is the best english i have produced in my entire life...quoting Torco:fucking curiosity, man, i can't know that i know jack shit about something about which i didn't know there was knows to know
<Slereah_> I don't know why parents have it so tough answering how babies are made
<Slereah_> You just say "Man I dunno I wasn't there"
<Slereah_> "Go ask your mom"
<guitarplayer> and mom says "go ask dad"
<Slereah_> The perfect plan
<Nessari> until the kid asks when they're together
<Cev> Then the mom can just say "No, go ask your REAL dad"
<Slereah_> Or then you both say
<Slereah_> "I thought you knew!"
<Slereah_> And then you tell the kid that it goes all the way to the top
<Slereah_> He must ask the president
<slereah> "Unlike traditional Judaism, which provides a set of detailed guidelines called halakha that are scrupulously followed by observant Jews and regulate many aspects of life, Frank claimed that "all laws and teachings will fall" and asserted that one's most important personal obligation was the transgression of every boundary."
<slereah> I like that man!
<slereah> "Zevi himself would perform actions that violated traditional Jewish taboos, such as eating fats that were forbidden by Jewish dietary laws and celebrating former fast days as feast days."
<slereah> Was he a prophet or just a fat guy
<slereah> Sounds more like the actions of a fat guy
<slereah> 106 He delivered them to him, "My son, let them whirl!"
<slereah> p. cool quote
<slereah> 93 His members were incomprehensibly wonderful,
<slereah> 95 Four were his eyes, four his ears,
<slereah> 96 Flame shot forth as he moved his lips.
<slereah> 97 His four ears grew large,
<slereah> 93 And his eyes likewise took in everything.
<slereah> Oh god
<slereah> 159 After Qingu was elevated and had acquired the power of Anuship,
<slereah> What is an anus hip
<Cev> Sounds pretty self-explanatory to me.
<neek|family> I mean, it's not anus chest. Or anus hand. Or anus face.
<neek|family> Anus hip is right.
<guitarplayer> artificial anus~
<slereah> ur an anus face
<Cev> You're an anus butt.
<Cev> You have a butt with an anus that poops out poop.
<Cev> And you do it on purpose.
<slereah> Well, not always on purpose
<slereah> For several years I did it through no agency of my own
<Cev> No excuses!
<neek|family> He's referring 2007-2011.
<neek|family> It was during the darkest time of his fiber addiction.
<slereah> Well to be fair
<slereah> It was Obama's fault
<slereah> THANKS OBAMA *poops mah pants*
quoting Nortaneous:I am definitely going to rename one of my Good and Correct conlangs to Late Lower Imperial Hrüntbårge just to fuck with a bug that's already known, yes.