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? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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<Nesescosac> Every time I speak Tamil I get the urge to do the Indian head shake.
<Nesescosac> God help me, I'm turning into a stereotype.
<Guest26492> Watch out for moustaches
<Legion> well that could be worse
<Legion> you could get an urge to do a choregraphied dance number


<@Brel> Cev: I finished War in Human Civilization yesterday
<H13> what did you learn
<Slereah_> Now get the sequel
<Slereah_> War in Ant Civilization
<Slereah_> WAR NEVER CHANGES
? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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<nort|laptop> thamam ndraqryaq
<nort|laptop> fucken ndraʁrʲaχ

Nortaneous yet again proves that he is the Antichrist.
? Yaali Annar The Gote
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Moon: As far as I am concerned, if I were to become a computer-based consciousness it would have to basically offer Nirvana
YaaliAnnar: For me it just have to offer butts.
TheFizzMeister: I am with this computer-based butts consciousness.

Cev: The journey of "we're all gonna die" begins with a single "600 cases".
Cev: We better make right with the Lord, Slereah.
Slereah: Like, cut off a hundred foreskin from non-jews?
Cev: Well, that's what your God wants I guess...

Nortaneous: Americans like gay poofy bread, half air and half HFCS.

Slereah: Guys I need seven dudes right now
Slereah: I AM FALLING BEHIND ON MY HOMO CREDS

Slereah: Orgies too big tend to have spontaneous splitting
TheFizzMeister: Someone should perform an investigation into the spontaneous organization of orgies.
TheFizzMeister: That is, how it is internally organized once it already gets going.
Slereah: ORGY DYNAMICS MODELLING USING MARKOV CHAINS

Miekko: Orglet: a distinct subset of an orgy
TheFizzMeister: What if iit's a 2-orglet where neither partner is interacting?
TheFizzMeister: I feel like an orglet must be a connected subgraph.
? Nortaneous ? ?????
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< Cev> I have seen many horses up close.
< Cev> I have even ridden horses!
< Cev> Hey Pthag
< Cev> I got bucked off of a horse once.
< pthagnar> did u recover
< Cev> I landed on the ground on my side. It hurt. I did not like it.
< pthagnar> that'll learn u
< Cev> ...yeah
< Cev> That'll teach me to... do... things?
< pthagnar> not fall
< pthagnar> off horses
< Cev> Right. Stupid me, being affected by the force of gravity
< pthagnar> i've seen ppl hold onto horse
< pthagnar> u need to learn to
< pthagnar> a) horse
< pthagnar> and not learn to
< pthagnar> b) not horse
< Cev> I got bucked off
< Cev> I didn't just fall off like a derp
< pthagnar> advanced horsing
< Cev> But yeah I don't like riding horses.
< Cev> They frighten me.
< pthagnar> me, i admit i know only very basic horsing
< pthagnar> like
< pthagnar> what is a horse called
< pthagnar> a: horse
< Cev> "horse"
< pthagnar> how many legs does a horse have
< pthagnar> a: ideally four
< pthagnar> what is a horse's hairdo called
< pthagnar> a: a mane
? Nortaneous ? ?????
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08:45 < Yatalac> y'all know by chance that christmas carol "here coems santa claus"?
08:49 < Yatalac> i always thought it said "here comes stanislav"
08:50 < Yatalac> here comes stanislav here comes stanislav right down stanislav lane
? Jipí der saz ûf eime steine
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<dewrad> /æa/ is an idiotic diphthong.
<dewrad> how that bunch of barbarians managed to conquer my ancestors with such a stupid diphthong is beyond me.
? Nortaneous ? ?????
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< Slereah_> I know a dude
< Slereah_> Who draws plane porn
? Rhetorica Sleepless Scribe
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<guitarplayer> Onomatopöien
<guitarplayer> seriously, German?
-*- guitarplayer gives German a disbelieving look
? dhok The Last Aristocrat
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[13:31] <pthagnar> what kind of mujahid r u if u don't know the basic ways to deal w/ lust
[13:32] <pthagnar> dhok: it is p trivial
[13:32] <pthagnar> a) custody of the eyes
[13:33] <pthagnar> b) all flesh is grass
[13:33] <pthagnar> c) Visualisation of the Blessed Margaret Thatcher of Grantham
? Torco Learner of Stuff
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I'm going to subvert the thread and tout my own horn on it. I know, this is an obscene violation of propriety, but i just composed this phrase and i think this is the best english i have produced in my entire life...

quoting Torco:
fucking curiosity, man, i can't know that i know jack shit about something about which i didn't know there was knows to know
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quoting Torco:
I'm going to subvert the thread and tout my own horn on it. I know, this is an obscene violation of propriety, but i just composed this phrase and i think this is the best english i have produced in my entire life...

quoting Torco:
fucking curiosity, man, i can't know that i know jack shit about something about which i didn't know there was knows to know

Translat-o-not-so-matic Threaded.
? Cev Grammatis Qaghan
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<Slereah_> I don't know why parents have it so tough answering how babies are made
<Slereah_> You just say "Man I dunno I wasn't there"
<Slereah_> "Go ask your mom"
<guitarplayer> and mom says "go ask dad"
<Slereah_> The perfect plan
<Nessari> until the kid asks when they're together
<Cev> Then the mom can just say "No, go ask your REAL dad"
<Slereah_> Or then you both say
<Slereah_> "I thought you knew!"
<Slereah_> And then you tell the kid that it goes all the way to the top
<Slereah_> He must ask the president

<slereah> "Unlike traditional Judaism, which provides a set of detailed guidelines called halakha that are scrupulously followed by observant Jews and regulate many aspects of life,[4] Frank claimed that "all laws and teachings will fall"[5] and asserted that one's most important personal obligation was the transgression of every boundary.[6]"
<slereah> I like that man!
<slereah> "Zevi himself would perform actions that violated traditional Jewish taboos, such as eating fats that were forbidden by Jewish dietary laws and celebrating former fast days as feast days."
<slereah> Wait
<slereah> Was he a prophet or just a fat guy
<slereah> Sounds more like the actions of a fat guy

<slereah> 106  He delivered them to him, "My son, let them whirl!"
<slereah> p. cool quote
<slereah> 93  His members were incomprehensibly wonderful,
<slereah> heheheh
<slereah> 95  Four were his eyes, four his ears,
<slereah> 96  Flame shot forth as he moved his lips.
<slereah> 97  His four ears grew large,
<slereah> 93  And his eyes likewise took in everything.
<slereah> Oh god
<slereah> ALIENS
<slereah> 159  After Qingu was elevated and had acquired the power of Anuship,
<slereah> What is an anus hip
<Cev> Sounds pretty self-explanatory to me.
<neek|family> I mean, it's not anus chest. Or anus hand. Or anus face.
<neek|family> Anus hip is right.
<guitarplayer> artificial anus~
<slereah> ur an anus face
<Cev> You're an anus butt.
<Cev> You have a butt with an anus that poops out poop.
<Cev> And you do it on purpose.
<slereah> Well, not always on purpose
<slereah> For several years I did it through no agency of my own
<Cev> No excuses!
<neek|family> He's referring 2007-2011.
<neek|family> It was during the darkest time of his fiber addiction.
<slereah> Well to be fair
<slereah> It was Obama's fault
<slereah> THANKS OBAMA *poops mah pants*


Slereah. He's a pretty funny guy.
? Nessari ?????? ?????? ????????
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<pthagnar> my dad could fuck ur dad
<dhok> p r o g r e s s
? Rhetorica Sleepless Scribe
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<Yatalac> idea for an amusing twitter/tumblr: terrible conlanging suggestions
<Yatalac> "use q for /Q/"
<Yatalac> "merge /1/ and /2/ into /1.5/"
? Nortaneous ? ?????
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16:37 < Slereah_> I know some dudes that drank glowsticks to pee in the dark
? Izambri Left of the middle
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<Nortaneous> BREAKING NEWS: FRANCO IS STILL DEAD
<Izambri> FREAKING NEWS: BRANCO IS STILL DEAD
<dhok> BREAKING NEWS: BLANCOS ARE STILL DEAD
<miekko> LEAKING BREWS: FRANCO DID IN HIS PANTS WHILE DRUNK
<Slereah_> MAKING JEWS : MYRIAM PREGNANT FROM SHLOMO
<Nortaneous> FUCKING NEWS: FUCKO IS FUCK FUCK
<Slereah_> FILLING PEWS : JOSEPH CONVERTED TO THE HOLY CHURCH
<Nortaneous> WRECKING CREWS: WTC BOMBED BY BUSH NWO GOVERNMENT ILLUMINATI REPTILIAN TIMECUBES
<Slereah_> NIGGER JEWS : LENNY KRAVITZ
<Slereah_> MOUNTAIN DEWS : I'm pretty thirsty
<miekko> FUCKING LUBES: K-Y JELLY FOR GAYS
<Izambri> SCRATCHING MEOWS: GRUMPY CAT "I HAD FUN ONCE. IT WAS AWFUL"
<Nortaneous> PISSING BLUE: I DRANK A BUCKET OF FOOD COLORING. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
<Yatalac_> PISSING BLUES: UTIS SWEEP THE POPULATION
<Slereah_> PONY CHEWS : HAY
<miekko> MISTER CHEW: 's Asian Pussy
<Nortaneous> HITLER: JEW?
<Zompist> BREASTING NEWS: PLOSIVE TITS
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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<H13> did you know that the only thing I can say in my newest conlang is "huge wanker"
<Yatalac_> nort, is that you?
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I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.
? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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[21:31] <@Rhetorica> hɛŋgɹʰɛkxʷɛlˀoə:
[21:32] <@Rhetorica> oksirapho phonology at its finest
[21:32] <Moon> my Good & Correct conlang is more Good & Correct than urs
[21:32] <@Rhetorica> nuh uh
[21:32] <@Rhetorica> mine has spess alyins
[21:33] <@Rhetorica> & iz therefore more originaler

quoting Nortaneous:
I am definitely going to rename one of my Good and Correct conlangs to Late Lower Imperial Hrüntbårge just to fuck with a bug that's already known, yes.

? Hallow XIII Primordial Crab
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[23:57] <H13> god glagolitic is such an awkward script
[23:57] <guitarplayer> it features such great glyphs as the bedside lamp
[23:58] <guitarplayer> Ⱖ
[23:58] <guitarplayer> the female reproductive organs
[23:58] <guitarplayer> Ⰹ
[23:58] <guitarplayer> "cut here" symbol
[23:58] <guitarplayer> ⰶ
[23:59] <guitarplayer> and aliens
[23:59] <guitarplayer> Ⰿ
[23:59] <guitarplayer> also, a samowar
[00:00] <guitarplayer> Ⱛ
[00:05] <guitarplayer> h13, there is only one explanation for Glagolitic: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8026017/zbb/aliens.jpg