I guess you haven't bothered learning anything about me in the howeverlong we've been interacting here.
Hellesan Em sarle te tus gi'az tarmallatz n'atravar dis na mi en erd s'aune te am emperbembrellatz adui.
It seems to me that you haven't bothered to learn anything about me in all the time we've been interacting here.
Ei donsatz is bruç te rausat se teule te gin arte travat man sis arals gaurts a se loteria is ner tursatz.
I found the man who burned the house that your dad bought using the money he won from the lottery last month.
More literally: "I have found the man that burned the house that your father took with the arals earned at the lottery the month passed".
Gaps: Hellesan lacks words for "buy" and "lottery".