England: F eng -> mao
It is Fall, 1905. You have 48 hours.
Orders Due: 2014/12/16
quoting Nessari, Illúbequía, Seattle, Cascadia:*reads sexuality into that*
they are going to bend me over Santa's knee, spank me with Christmas tree branches, hang me in that same tree from my balls and then punch them until they glow a festive red
not to mention the brits are going to bring out the yule log
Results for Fall, 1905 (Movement)
General Notices:
No retreating units; retreat phase skipped.O
Austria:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
Austria: F adr Supports A ven
Austria: A bud -> rum
Austria: A mos -> sev
Bounced with sev (1 against 1).
Austria: A ser -> bul
Austria: A tri -> ser
Austria: A tyr Supports A mun
Austria: A ven Supports A tyr
England:
England: F bal Convoys A kie -> pru
England: A hol -> kie
England: A kie -> pru
Convoy path taken: kie -> bal -> pru.
England: A lvp -> wal
England: F mao Supports F nth -> eng
England: F nth -> eng
England: A nwy -> swe
England: F wal -> lon
France:
France: F bre -> gas
France: A bur -> bel
France: F eng -> bre
France: A pic Supports A bur -> bel
France: A pie -> mar
France: F tun Holds
Germany:
Germany: F ber Holds
Germany: A mun Supports F ber
Germany: F stp/sc Holds
Italy:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
Italy: F eas -> ion
Bounced with aeg (1 against 1).
Italy: A rom Holds
Italy: F spa/sc Holds
Italy: F tys -> wes
Turkey:
Turkey: F aeg -> ion
Bounced with eas (1 against 1).
Turkey: F apu Supports F ion -> nap
Turkey: A gre Holds
Turkey: F ion -> nap
Turkey: A sev Holds
Turkey: F smy Holds
Units to build:
Austria: 2
Italy: -2
It is Winter, 1905. You have 24 hours.
Orders Due: 22:00 UTC 2014/12/18
P.S. Sorry for the late update, it is exam week for me and I got distracted yesterday.
God dammit Zayk.
Can't you hold yourself together??
EDIT:
Also, at the occasion of my first real stab in a diplo game...
Bleh.
This doesn't feel nice.
so for the rest of the game, Emperor Naeddyr will be replaced by his trusty PM
PRIME MINISTER POLITICRON
HEL-LO PUNY EUROPEAN NATIONS
I AM PRIMINISTER POLITICRON
A FULLY FUNCTIONAL POLITICON
I AM VERY [pleased] TO MEET WITH YOU
I HOPE WE WILL BE ABLE TO [talk] WITH EACH OTHER IN THE FUTURE
MESSAGE OVER
Can't you hold yourself together??
EDIT:
Also, at the occasion of my first real stab in a diplo game...
Bleh.
This doesn't feel nice.
so for the rest of the game, Emperor Naeddyr will be replaced by his trusty PM
PRIME MINISTER POLITICRON
HEL-LO PUNY EUROPEAN NATIONS
I AM PRIMINISTER POLITICRON
A FULLY FUNCTIONAL POLITICON
I AM VERY [pleased] TO MEET WITH YOU
I HOPE WE WILL BE ABLE TO [talk] WITH EACH OTHER IN THE FUTURE
MESSAGE OVER
I lost the game several turns ago 
I am just speeding up Italy's demise while ensuring we have some influence in the world!
Nae, it would have been nice if we could have taken on Anguipes together |:<
*turns to Anguipes*
Anguipes, it would have been nice if we could have taken on Nae together |:<
*turns to miekko*
It is a shame that Italy went rogue, but your five unguarded depots were so offensive!!!! (pun intended)
I am just speeding up Italy's demise while ensuring we have some influence in the world!
Nae, it would have been nice if we could have taken on Anguipes together |:<
*turns to Anguipes*
Anguipes, it would have been nice if we could have taken on Nae together |:<
*turns to miekko*
It is a shame that Italy went rogue, but your five unguarded depots were so offensive!!!! (pun intended)
quoting Theophorus, Peasant:I lost the game several turns ago
I am just speeding up Italy's demise while ensuring we have some influence in the world!
Nae, it would have been nice if we could have taken on Anguipes together |:<
*turns to Anguipes*
Anguipes, it would have been nice if we could have taken on Nae together |:<
*turns to miekko*
It is a shame that Italy went rogue, but your five unguarded depots were so offensive!!!! (pun intended)
Is vhat I vas tryink to sayink all along!
Austria: Builds A bud
Austria: Builds F tri
Italy: Removes A rom
Italy: Removes F eas
It is Spring, 1906. You have 48 hours.
Orders Due: 22:00 UTC 2014/12/19
Buongiorno Italia,
torniamo dove un giorno t'incontrai
e dissi di lei: "mi vuole ancora bene"
e mi sbagliai!
Piangono le foglie gialle
tutte intorno a me... chiedono
al mormorio dei platani: "Dov'è?"...
vedendomi con te.
Buongiorno Italia,
amica della mia malinconia
torniamo dove un giorno t'incontrai
e dissi di lei: "mi vuole ancora bene"
e mi sbagliai!
Piangono le foglie gialle
tutte intorno a me... chiedono
al mormorio dei platani: "Dov'è?"...
vedendomi con te.
Buongiorno Italia,
amica della mia malinconia
Results for Spring, 1906 (Movement)
Austria:
Austria: F adr Supports F tri -> alb
Austria: A bud -> gal
Austria: A bul Holds
Austria: A mos Supports A rum -> sev
Austria: A rum -> sev
Austria: A ser Supports A bul
Austria: F tri -> alb
Austria: A tyr -> boh
Austria: A ven -> rom
Bounced with nap (1 against 1).
England:
England: F bal Convoys A swe -> ber
England: F eng Holds
England: A kie -> mun
Bounced with mun (1 against 1). Dislodged from ber (2 against 1).
England: F lon -> nth
England: F mao Supports F gas -> spa/nc
England: A pru Supports A swe -> ber
England: A swe -> ber
Convoy path taken: swe -> bal -> ber.
England: A wal -> yor
France:
No order for unit at Brest. Hold order assigned.
France: A bel -> ruh
France: F bre Holds
France: F gas -> spa/nc
France: A mar Supports F gas -> spa/nc
France: A pic -> bur
France: F tun Supports F apu -> ion
Germany:
Germany: F ber -> kie
Germany: A mun Supports F ber -> kie
Germany: F stp/sc Holds
Italy:
Italian government is in disorder.
No order for unit at Spain. Hold order assigned.
No order for unit at Western Mediterranean. Hold order assigned.
Italy: F spa/sc Holds
Dislodged from gas (3 against 1).
Italy: F wes Holds
Turkey:
Turkey: F aeg Supports A gre -> bul
Turkey: F apu -> ion
Turkey: A gre -> bul
Bounced with bul (2 against 2).
Turkey: F nap -> rom
Bounced with ven (1 against 1).
Turkey: A sev -> rum
Bounced with rum (1 against 1). Dislodged from rum (2
against 1).
Turkey: F smy -> con
England, Italy and Turkey each have a dislodged unit and must decide whether to retreat or destroy. They have 24 hours.
Orders Due: 22:00 UTC 2014/12/20