Akkrətita «ə»-t ta «y»-t təsʼrəriw.
[ˈakːrətita «ə»-t ta «y»-t tətsʼrəˈriw]
Akkrsuggest-t-1S>3SI=i=REL-ta-IN.S.OBV «ə»QUOTE-t-IN.S.PROX taor «y»QUOTE-t-IN.S.PROX tsʼ-3'SI>3SI-rbe-ri-DED-w.-3'SI>3SI
What I suggest is ⟨ə⟩ or ⟨y⟩.

Na datz eu par tir argalci. (or v'òig argalci)
I find it appealing actually.

Adreserd se teganye sjvkal - sɨvˈkal - sz̩vˈkæɫ.
Especially the sjvkal - sɨvˈkal - sz̩vˈkæɫ correlation.

Yjn ngo qjv ngavbod ni. Man ngo xjhog ni "xan hot gim tal /1/, uvu komgad tjq xan". Kifan gyur yol ni foi na gim tal <j> qjfur sangkum gi, xadjg tog gyur man yuntoq na yol /1/ xan.

You don't understand. I didn't think "hm this Lang has /1/ how do I write it". I knew from the beginning [for reasons] that I'd have j in strange positions, and I decided afterwards that it would be /1/.

Goddamn now it's Mandarin.

Yārp sʼnəm tʼamnəp fisʼmə nīntnə gyapanaw naxutwa irudmayt si awubrə?
[ˈjaːrp ˈtsʼnəm ˈtʼamnəp ˈfitsʼmə ˈniːntnə ɡjapaˈnaw naˈxutwa iruˈdmajt ˈsi ˈawubrə]
Yārvoice-Ø-AN.S.PROX=p=COM sʼone-n-ORD-m-3PI tʼamsound-n-IN.P.PROX=p=COM fisʼnative-m-3PI nīntword-n-IN.P.PROX gyapanJapan-aw-ADJ-Ø-3SI naxulanguage-t-IN.S.PROX=wa=LOC iruappear-d-PST-m-3PI=ay=MANNER-t-IN.S.PROX siINDF.AN.S.PROX a-3SA>3SI-ūbrknow_idea-Ø?-3SA>3SI
Does anyone here know how native words with voiced initial consonants arose in Japanese?

Naxun yətyatatwa nənšrubtmayt innurit pi sʼni nantsʼəqihabit innurit.
[naˈxun jətjaˈtatwa nənɕrubˈtmajt ˈinːurit ˈpi ˈtsʼni ˈnanttsʼəqihabit ˈinːurit]
naxulanguage-n-IN.P.PROX y-1S>3PI-tyacreate-t-1S>3PI=a=TIME-t-IN.S.PROX=wa=LOC nn=3PI.PROX=šrubtwrite-m-3PI=ay=MANNER-t-IN.S.PROX innuthink_about-ri-DED-t-1S>3SI pibut sʼone-ni-ORD.ADV nan=3PI.OBV=tsʼ-3'PI>3SI-qihasound-b-3'PI>3SI=i=REL-t-IN.S.PROX innuthink_about-ri-DED-t.-1S>3SI
When creating languages I think about how they are to be written, but I first think about how they are to sound.

Ie don do gent 48'5 f· ferra, as saureig v'ant adolçatz 67 f· a darns talps nas dolceu; è adre 67 f· a València.
Although we have 28 °C outside now, we reached almost 40 °C in many areas of the littoral around midday; more than 40 °C in Valencia.

Aġwa dda z gwi yyā Silsyuslətʼ...
[ˈaɣwa dˈda z ˈɡwi jˈjaː ˈsilsjuslətʼ]
Aġhere=wa=LOC ddaeight-Ø-3SI zand gwtwo-i-MULT yyāten-Ø-3SI SilyusCelsius-l-ADJ-tʼ-SUBJ-Ø.-3SI
Were it 28 °C here...

Ġnayt lu yəgwətyiwa aġwa āmbrəsəlri.
[ˈɣnajt ˈlu yəɡwəˈtjiwa ˈaɣwa ˈaːmbrəsəlri]
Ġnayweek-t-IN.S.PROX luDEM.PROX-Ø-3SI ygwend-t-IN.S.PROX-yi-POSS.3SI=wa=LOC aġhere=wa=LOC āmbrwarm-s-COMP-l-INCH-ri-DED-Ø.-3SI
It should get warmer here this weekend.

Dui aimam 41 f· man oès ers. Assarve rimf.
We have 24 °C now, and fresh wind. That's a relief.

Ūxtitut lu šlyatwa gap yabbəxtūtdə łəddawt pi nam lu šqʼaytwa ġəkʼ āmbrədaw.
[ˈuːxtitut ˈlu ˈɕljatwa ˈɡap jabːəxˈtuːtdə ɬədˈdawt ˈpi ˈnam ˈlu ˈɕqʼajtwa ˈɣəkʼ ˈaːmbrədaw]
Ūxticoat-t-IN.S.PROX-ut-POSS.1S luPROX-Ø-3SI šlyamorning-t-IN.S.PROX=wa=LOC gaREFL.AN.S=p=COM yabbwork_on-x-PLACE-t-IN.S.PROX-u-AL-ut-POSS.1.S=d=ALL łdbring-d-PST-aw-WIT-t-1S>3SI pibut na3SI.PROX=m=DAT luPROX-Ø-3SI šqʼayafternoon-t-IN.S.PROX=wa=LOC ġkʼtoo āmbrwarm-d-PST-aw-WIT-Ø.-3SI
I brought my coat with me to work this morning, but it was too warm for it this afternoon.

Yaxtwa łāhfədi pi sʼgutlə sbrə kʼnətwa ifškədutpə lu yāld šlyatwa sʼləm łāhdaw.
[ˈjaxtwa ˈɬaːhfədi ˈpi ˈtsʼɡutlə ˈsbrə kʼnəˈtwa ˈifɕkədutpə ˈlu ˈjaːld ˈɕljatwa ˈtsʼləm ˈɬaːhdaw]
Yaxtoday-t-IN.S.PROX=wa=LOC łāhrain-f-be_supposed_to-d-PST-i-REP-Ø-3SI pibut sʼguday-t-IN.S.PROX=l=GEN sbrfull-Ø-3SI kʼnrest-t-IN.S.PROX=wa=LOC if-out-škgood-d-PST-Ø-3SI=u=NOM_GEN-t-IN.S.PROX=p=COM luPROX-Ø-3SI yāldearly-Ø-3SI šlyamorning-t-IN.S.PROX=wa=LOC sʼlonly-m-ADV łāhrain-d-PDF-aw-WIT-Ø.-3SI
It was supposed to rain today, but only rained early this morning, being nice out the entire rest of the day.

haha, guess who accidentally edited a two-month old post instead of quoting it

Twitiray xīqʼtawt ġəqihawtut klyawtyip nānnut yaxtwa əppāxhət sʼgutyi łʼuġnyid yəllədawta z ha dəšzblyīdya.
[twitiˈraj ˈxiːqʼtawt ɣəqiˈhawtut ˈkljawtjip ˈnaːnːut ˈjaxtwa əpˈpaːxhət ˈtsʼɡutji tɬʼuˈɣnjid jəlːəˈdawta z ha dəɕˈzbljiːdja]
TwitirTwitter-ay-SING-Ø-AN.S.PROX xīqʼneed-ta-1S>3SA-u-NOM_GEN-t-IN.S.PROX ġ-LOC.ALL-qihasound-u-HAB-t-1S>3SI-u-NOM_GEN-t-IN.S.PROX klyawrisk-t-IN.S.PROX-yi-POSS.3SI=p=COM nānndaughter-ut-POSS.1S yaxtoday-t-IN.S.PROX=wa=LOC ppāxgive_birth-h-ABST-t-IN.S.PROX sʼguday-t-IN.S.PROX-yi-POSS.3SI łʼuġnparty-Ø-AN.S.PROX-yi-POSS.3SI=d=ALL ylltake_somewhere-d-PST-aw-WIT-ta-1S>3SA zand haEMPH d=3SA.PROX=š-APSS-zblyīenjoy-d-PST-i-REP-a.-3SA
At risk of sounding like I need a Twitter, I took my daughter to a birthday party today and she had a really good time.

Caidinai su saul lucét, al wét wéntus.
Today ART-M.SG.NOM sun-SG:NOM shine-PRES.ACT.3SG, but blow-PRES.ACT.3SG wind-SG.NOM
Today the sun is shining, but it's windy (lit: wind is blowing).

Suan ét chú auwaian måhec'. Suan ét ajebe.
[sfan ˈet͡ɕuː awːˈaːm ˈmɜhɵɕ sfan eːt aˈd͡ʒebɵ]
Or just write a story. Or a history.

Hum, aimís aimeny inceus isevarns, vernetzany cenller.
Hmm, we are having summer fires now, during mid-May.

Sa te Hindíanesse vísa.
I am in Indiana.

Gal. Amúa.
Help me. Please, I beg you.

Xarrətxə irġ xət stə māwa a?
[ˈxarːətxə ˈirɣ ˈxət ˈstə ˈmaːwa ˈa]
Xarrgrain-t-IN.S.PROX-x-COMP irġother-Ø-3SI xtany-Ø-3SI sthing-t-IN.S.PROX māthere=wa=LOC aexist-Ø?-3SI
Is there anything other than corn there?

Indyanāwa łʼaqrə səġwayrita.
[ˈindjanaːwa ˈtɬʼaqrə səˈɣwajrita]
IndyanaIndiana-aw-ADJ-a-3SA łʼaqrcountry-Ø-AN.S.PROX s-NEG-ġ-APL.ALL-wacome-y-PROG-ri-DED-ta.-1S>3SA
I am not coming to Indiana.

te Pêrdú vá. Khé... ta Koka 'l Silberina. (Ptekkha vá.)
There's Purdue. And... the Coke of Wrongdoing. (It's fucking agony.)