I got job.

(I went to the interview thinking that b/c this was a fairly technical position I would be considered but ultimately not chosen b/c reasons. However, they seemed to softball many of their questions (I now fear they are simply desperate for warm bodies) and during said interview they asked "If we were to offer you the position, when would you be able to start?"...I playfully joked "Thursday...*chortle*"...they apparently did not take it as a humorous suggestion...I start tomorrow.)

More money, better place, nicer people.

65 miles one way. Maybe less access to the consphere.