My order went Firefox tab-enabling addon, turn on javascript, copy-paste, then a much less nicely-said version of Solution 2 when he finally mentioned he was on a tablet, which got this as a reply
<obsequiousnewt> ^_^
<obsequiousnewt> I try not to do anything on a tablet, myself.
<obsequiousnewt> But we must have ALL THE COMPATIBILITY
<obsequiousnewt> SUPPORT ALL THE THINGS
By my count he posted right before I suggested copy-paste.