Pthag told us one of the stories of his people on IRC.  I thought it would make a good translation challenge.

let me tell you a story
i uploaded quirk to my kindle
and opened it
full of joy allah had put in my heart
but then i saw a shaitan had come
and turned the pagination away from how the prophet isa (pbuh)
meaning the pages were tiny
i wept that day
why o lord have you made these pages so small
what sin have i committed