Haaae y vermiste-de, honnae!
Heeey I've missed you, honey!
Nae vryst, hit is en haman. Hael y luwen-de elyc als du cyms eut als antersexiss.
Don't worry, it's a joke. I'll love you all the same if you turn out heterosexual.
Vermistest-du-me?
Have you missed me?