Moon: As far as I am concerned, if I were to become a computer-based consciousness it would have to basically offer Nirvana
YaaliAnnar: For me it just have to offer butts.
TheFizzMeister: I am with this computer-based butts consciousness.

Cev: The journey of "we're all gonna die" begins with a single "600 cases".
Cev: We better make right with the Lord, Slereah.
Slereah: Like, cut off a hundred foreskin from non-jews?
Cev: Well, that's what your God wants I guess...

Nortaneous: Americans like gay poofy bread, half air and half HFCS.

Slereah: Guys I need seven dudes right now
Slereah: I AM FALLING BEHIND ON MY HOMO CREDS

Slereah: Orgies too big tend to have spontaneous splitting
TheFizzMeister: Someone should perform an investigation into the spontaneous organization of orgies.
TheFizzMeister: That is, how it is internally organized once it already gets going.
Slereah: ORGY DYNAMICS MODELLING USING MARKOV CHAINS

Miekko: Orglet: a distinct subset of an orgy
TheFizzMeister: What if iit's a 2-orglet where neither partner is interacting?
TheFizzMeister: I feel like an orglet must be a connected subgraph.