quoting Rhetorica:

Tsenú Hellesí mítevíoi koleminai nohírédeia kai tshíroberé. Theluví silerhé dí? A Hellenikí mokavimítrina rílara haitella dí?
I thought Hellesan statesmen kept harems. Same thing, yes? Did the Hellenic recession take yours?

Halzirs? Manai, mà na s'erd. Anetzis gent sis [redacted] è sis [redacted]: erns nimpurdis, ras eu ruig. Mà èu te eu vuitam, mà; èu te sis halzirs tus gent tertont na mandre astence.
Harems? Hmno, not at all. Those are the [redacted] and the [redacted]: lustful peoples, trust me. Not that we blame that, no; it's just that harems aren't part of our culture.

En aget soveny Svitzera tus ès pantany onde sosarnetze donecàrdide. Escatzerar en ont ardri, itraxàter, minedarn pèr agets atardavets.
On the other hand Switzerland is not suffering an economic recession. Existing in another, parallel, universe has its advantages.