[23:40:27] <yng> clubs are terrible
[23:40:37] <yng> tbh the ones I have liked the most are the ones in sunny wrexham
[23:44:12] <yng> london clubs are the worst
[23:44:22] <yng> you wait outside for ages
[23:44:34] <yng> when you finally get in it's packed with teenagers
[23:44:37] <yng> then you can either
[23:44:47] <yng> a) take low-quality MDMA and spend the entire time feeling ill
[23:45:25] <yng> b) snort some coke and be simultaneously a shit and a cliche, if you even manage to find space to take it in without being thrown out by the bouncers or feeling a profound sense of shame
[23:45:40] <yng> because you're surrounded by rich sixth formers doing the same thing
[23:45:41] <yng> or
[23:45:48] <yng> c) get drunk
[23:46:02] <yng> until you can blur out the sixth formers
[23:46:06] <yng> and then be sick
[23:46:13] <yng> but not be able to access the smoking area or the toilets
[23:46:15] <yng> to be sick in
[23:47:26] <pthag_> so
[23:47:30] <pthag_> wrexham
[23:47:42] <yng> wrexham is better
[23:47:43] <pthag_> has more commodious vomitoria
[23:47:54] <pthag_> is ur claim