I can't resist, sorry:

* Cevv screams for ice cream but nothing happens
<Radius> suddenly, your door is battered down by six orcs
<Radius> they are carrying half a gallon of your favorite flavor of ice cream
<Radius> you have at hand a silver sword +2
<Radius> roll for initiative.
* Cevv rolls: 3
<Radius> your blisteringly quick attack slices through the first orc and substantially "incoveniences" the one behind him. Your half-gallon has dropped to the floor and is rolling around.
<Radius> the remaining four lose their morale check and flee.
* Cevv casts magic missile at the half-gallon of ice cream
<Radius> oh.
<Radius> whoops.
<Radius> it has melted.
<Radius> liquid formerly-ice-cream is running across your floor, making it quite slick. Roll a dexterity check to avoid falling on your ass.
* Cevv rolls: 2
<pthagnar> rolly polly
<Radius> congratulations, you have succeeded in remaining standing while the very thing you wanted lies destroyed on your own floor.
<Radius> you get -500 XP