<Tanaphor> help
<Tanaphor> I made too many macaronis
<Tanaphor> I may die
<Tanaphor> of pasta poisoning
<Radius> you'll be pasta point of no return

<Whimemsz> man Piraha is such a fake language
<Whimemsz> there's no way it's real
<Whimemsz> one of these days we're gonna learn it was all an elaborate hoax
<@cev> I don't feel that way about Piraha
<@cev> I feel that way about the ridiculous fucking, like
<@cev> Secret Phoneme
<@cev> it has
<Whimemsz> the raspberry phoneme or whatever?
<@cev> "The language has a secret phoneme that I never once heard in 30 years living among them because they all restrained themselves from saying it when I was within earshot all the time, every day." "Really, what is it?" "*makes ridiculous farting noise with mouth*"

<@guitarplayer> ofc our doors are also different from those in America
<@cev> they don't open from the inside?
<Smaug> hinges are on the top
<Smaug> you secure it with a hook
<@guitarplayer> the door leaf doesn't close into the frame
<@guitarplayer> because the hinge is outside of the frame
<@guitarplayer> not built into it
<@cev> This is what gp has to go through each time he wants to enter or leave his house:
<@cev> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15MHyZ1RH-A&t=1m04s

<Tanaphor> Help
<Tanaphor> This is the most boringest conversation of all times
<Tanaphor> I may have to commit suicide
<Tanaphor> to escape discussing door hinges
<Whimemsz> I agree with Tanaphor, let's talk about something else
<Tanaphor> Oh look
<Tanaphor> the two jews agree on something
<Tanaphor> Suspiscious

<Laptop_Cev> btw for real it wasn't until like 2 weeks ago that I learned that the knights Templar and the knights Hospitaller were named because they were associated with a temple and a hospital respectively
<Laptop_Cev> I'm really dumb, man.
<Laptop_Cev> Like really dumb.
<@pharazon> wait til you find out they were knights

<Tanaphor> Phew
<Tanaphor> that was a spooky hour
<Tanaphor> PC wouldn't boot back up
<Tanaphor> had to remove a RAM bar
<Tanaphor> mb it's shot I dunno
<Ser> Tanaphor: time to save all the porn files
<Tanaphor> That is slander but also accurate

<@Legion> Izambri > those aren't dildos, those are external vibrators
<@Legion> (unless you're very brave)
<Tanaphor> Well I mean
<Tanaphor> you can use it internally
<Tanaphor> (I have done so)
<@Legion> (you're very brave)