In 514 BC, the turants Hippias and Hipparchus were assassinated. One thing led to another, and Boeotia became the ruling power of Ancient Greece, and led to a Modern Greek verie different from what we know.
((Note: Use of χ and ψ for /kʰ/ is inconsistent, sorry. The canonical spelling is ψ and I should use that universally, but I tend to forget a lot.))
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