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<Slereah> If you wanted you could make 100% of America black
<@Whimemsz> can't you be caned for a lot of things in Singapore?
<Slereah> what if it's your fetish tho
<CUM_SIURAN> Slereah: I mean it still probbly hurts
<CUM_SIURAN> and I doubt the singapore justice system listens to safewords
<Slereah> safewords are for sissies
<Slereah> My favorite english city is MAN CHEST HAIR
<Whimemsz> getting killed by wolves isn't a particularly quick and painless death
<Slereah> Whimemsz : but it is the most erotic death
<CUM_SIURAN> I guess if my dad were well-known for being a rapper in clown makeup
<CUM_SIURAN> well, a lot of things would be different about my life
<@Cev> I should read that famous hippy alien abduction book
<@Cev> that book about how the aliens are coming to teach us how to live in peace with each other and the animals and the rainforests and the zodiac
<Slereah> I wonder what happens when a republican gets an alien abduction
<Slereah> Do they think suddenly that the aliens want free market capitalism
<@Cev> a dinosaur
<Whimemsz> we'll use the blood of the mosquitos he ate to clone ancient mosquitos
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<miekko> is disney using all its surplus money on maintaining that frozen corpse?
<Slereah> are you talking about Star Wars or the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney
<CUM_SIURAN> section 3 of the 25th amendment has been invoked three times in American history, every single one of which involved the president undergoing a colonoscopy
<CUM_SIURAN> obama had a new type of colonoscopy when he was in office that didn't involve sedating him, so he didn't need to invoke it
<Slereah> I don't think a colonoscopy counts as a disability
<Slereah> You could probably preside with a tube up your ass
<CUM_SIURAN> it was more about the sedation
<CUM_SIURAN> than the colonoscopy per se
<Slereah> do they invoke it when he takes a nap too
<pthag> the president is never forced to take a nap
<pthag> except when he must be anally probed
<Slereah> I guess that's why presidents age like hell
<Slereah> They are constitutionally forbidden to sleep
<@Cev> No I was too rapt by the drama of the film
<@Cev> Like of that one guy dressing up as a woman to escape the city and filling his frock with gold coins.
<@pharazon> it's funny because he's a guy
<@pharazon> dressed as a lady
<@Cev> Guys don't wear dresses.
<@Cev> That's just silly.
<@pharazon> did he put coconuts under his shirt for breasts??
<@Cev> No swallows in Middle Earth.
<@Cev> He'd've had to march all the way down to the land of Harad to get any.
<@pharazon> sounds just like my marriage!!
<pthagphone> oh no i just fell into the hitler trap
<pthagphone> i thought
<pthagphone> HMM I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY SPECIFICALLY MIGRATION PERIOD GERMAN SOLAR ICONOGRAPHY, SOLAR ICONOGRAPHY IS COOL MB I WILL GET A TATTOO OF IT
<pthagphone> guess what
<pthagphone> guess what migration period solar iconography is guys
<@Whimemsz> "Though never sporting fashionable jargon, Victor has always taken on phenomena and issues that engage aspects of multiculturalism, hybridity, alterity, and the subaltern, while remarkably grounding his work in painstaking philological analysis." way to avoid fashionable jargon
<Slereah> I need a 500km long dick
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