This thread is for heterosexual mancrushes only! No gays allowed!


Tom Hardy:


Idris Elba:


Johnny Messner a.k.a. "That Guy From Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid"

good choices. also NO HOMO

It checks out! All of them have wives.

I see your Tom Hardy and I throw my...


Logan Marshall-Green:

down with straights

basically extinct already

[Male heterosexuality] is a valid sexual identy that has been recognised by countless cutures worldwide, past and present.  There are endless examples of great art, poetry and literature that were inspired by [male heterosexual] love.  It should be accepted and celebrated as part of human diversity!

[replace with sexual perversion as appropriate]

is not being a straight male oppressor the true perversion

im gay

you should see a doctor about that

also, this is my heterosexual mancrush: