that'll teach u to stop

*throws Winston Churchill at pthag*

tories have a -3 to hit penalty when thrown

and ur stats aren't too good lets be candid here

I voted today and I do not feel not good about it.

these OATHFELLOWISH POPULAR VOTES are always a joy

I don't even understand what is going on right now.

he means folkchoosings

o yes, that is it. OATHFELLOWISH FOLKCHOOSING

specifically (w/ bad image quality b/c I am edgy),

Apologies, I do not fluently speak Anglish, only this Anglo-Norman monstrosity.

Voting makes terrible prayer. there's nothing wrong with it if you want to do it, but i think there's certainly more satisfying things to do. Perhaps insincere voting feels empty and unsatisfying, kind of like insincere prayer? are you sure your vote really reflects your feelings? cause like, if not it's kind of lying to the State.

okay, my saying voting is basically prayer is a bit hyperbolic, but not as much as you might think: we do it to feel better about ourselves, plus the whole civic religion thing, plus let's not bullshit, you know it's more about actualizing one's own values and the traditions of one's community than about actually effecting any change in anything. Again, there's nothing wrong with it, but insincere voting is kind of weird and nonsensical.

Dead giveaways of the Swisshood of a text:

the phrase 'unser Schweizer Gold' is a tip-off u r dealing with helvetian gnomes

I was a little disappointed, though not really surprised, to see that my old Kuma-Koban thread was no longer on the zeeb. Not sure if I have some of the raw posts lying around.

So apparently the water heater in this house can't heat more than 10min worth of shower water without 4-5+ hours' lead time.

8 people live in this house.

The landlady doesn't see this as a problem.

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That's fucking awful. Sounds like the house I grew up in. Except with a lot more people.

That's why I stopped bathing, just couldn't deal with temperature-related issues, too busy thinking big thoughts.

I hate my shoulders

Irony: when my school allows Anthologica, but blocks celestialmechanics.net as forums.

Very weird. CM.net has never ever hosted forums!

quoting ObsequiousNewt, Vector:

Irony: when my school allows Anthologica, but blocks celestialmechanics.net as forums.

CM has been reincarnated several times - it was probably blocked in a past life.