quoting Коммерса́нтъ:Pthagnar installed as head of English government. This song goes viral via Ходорко́вский Media upon his installation.
Ходорко́вский expands Tulip horticulture industry into Turkey with investment from Sultana Anguipes.
New survey shows Turkey middle class thriving; Balkans hungry to join empire for world-class living standards.
quoting Коммерса́нтъ:Europe unsettled after Portugal bombing by transgendered terrorists
Scotland Yard investigating political motives and affiliations
France tells Queen Pthagnar to keep S.Y. on his side of the canal
Leaders across Europe denounce Russian Tsar's flamboyant display of nationalism as "dangerous" and "unnecessary"
Reports: Even Il Duce hates Italy
quoting Коммерса́нтъ:Investigation into Latvia bombing by terrorist organization Nessari continues
Scotland Yard determines Nessari not responsible for Portugal bombings; actual assailants elusive, likely copycat bombing