Possible with quantum mechanics.

Or several Multiverses.

...which, by most reckonings, requires quantum mechanics.

A wizard did it.

Nort

<Yng> let me sum up to you the average arab guy's attitude to alcohol
<Yng> me: what shall we do tonight
<Yng> ahmad: let's get some drinks
<Yng> me: you mean alcohol?
<Yng> ahmad: no I mean beer
<Yng> me: isn't beer alcohol?
<Yng> ahmad: no, alcohol is haraam.

There was more along these lines, but this was the best part:

[17:57]  * Brel_ (Brel@2e6e68cf.hsd1.wa.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #isharia
[17:57]  <Cev> hi Brel
[18:07]  * Brel_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
[18:43]  <Cev> bye Brel
[18:45]  <pthagnar> let us reflect
[18:45]  <ayyub>
[18:45]  <pthagnar> on what brel means to us
[18:45]  <pthagnar> and what she did
[18:45]  <pthagnar> in her brief time with us
[18:45]  <pthagnar> i believe she is not gone, merely hidden
[18:45]  <pthagnar> and will return to us in glory and splendour

(it was kri, which isn't)

http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C4%99zyk_kri

[17:27] <Zayk> if you had to have sex with a spice
[17:27] <Zayk> whhat would it be?
[17:27] <Zayk> mine would be dill
[17:27] <Zayk> hands down

<Yatalac> i still hang on to the glory days of cassettes myself
<@pharazon> yes
<Cev> Cassettes <3
<Cev> I remember we had an Ace Of Bass cassette when I was a kid. It owned.
<Radius> The Sign?
<Radius> bah
<Yatalac> we used to get lots of sketch bengali cassettes every time we went to the old country
<Radius> I still have a shoebox full of shit I recorded off the radio and various mixtapes
<Yatalac> nice
<Radius> since I no longer have the hardware to play them, I should probably just throw them all
<Cev> You should eat them.
<Radius> no u
<Cev> It's the most contemptuous way to destroy something.
<Radius> it's the most contemptuous way to have an artificial tapeworm

<slereah> I wonder if you can make a random conlang generator
<slereah> How far you could do it
<slereah> Randomly generate the phonology, syntax, grammar
<slereah> etc
<slereah> maybe part of the lexicon
<slereah> Apply sound changes and whatevs to it so you can make related conlangs
<slereah> Maybe random word loans from other conlangs
<slereah> Then finally, we don't need conlangers anymore
<slereah> We can just stuff them in the gas chamber

<@pharazon> they should genetically engineer a cow that's made of pork
<@pharazon> it would be so good
<@pharazon> whenever you wanted bacon you could just butcher a pork cow

<+vlad> http://i.imgur.com/H1BDaCG.jpg
<+vlad> that is also a picture
<+vlad> CUM_quesa cardboard_box do you not like this picture
<+vlad> do you think I should not post any more pictures
<+vlad> do you think all art should be destroyed
* Slereah_ (jackal@6ca5f09d.14055ab1.176.222.imsk) has joined #isharia
<+vlad> maybe all art should be destroyed
<+vlad> what do you think Slereah_

15:21 < Yatalac> i one day in west texas saw a man pull up to the window of a drive-through liquor store on a horse

[16:32] <Nortaneous> REMOVE CHOWDER remove chowder
[16:32] <Nortaneous> you are worst yank. you are the yank idiot you are the yank smell. return to englasnd. to our england cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,soviet we will never forgeve you. pinko rascal FUck but fuck asshole yank stink soviet boshlevik bolshevivk..battle of fredericksburg best day of the history. take a bath of dead yank..ahahahahahCOMMUNISM WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget cold war
[16:32] <Nortaneous> .massahucsetts we kill the harvard , massachusetts return to your precious londonistan….hahahahaha idiot yank and soviet smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CHOWDER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. guns+csa+storng confederate=kill massachusetts…you will civil war/
[16:32] <Nortaneous> elvis alive in dixie, elvis making album of dixie . hard rock elvis dixie. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of elvis… you are ppoor stink yank… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
[16:32] <Nortaneous> elvis alive numbr one #1 in confederacy ….fuck the massachusets ,..FUCKk ashol yanks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. elvis aliv and real strong wizard kill all the yank farm aminal with rock magic now we the dixie rule
[16:32] <Nortaneous> .ape of the zoo presidant communsit hussein obama fukc the stalin mohammed and lay egg this egg hatch and new england wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. dixie greattst countrey

Quotes, dhok, not lunatic ravings.

But it is not a lunatic raving. It is a parody of a lunatic raving.

You don't know Nort too well, then.

[19:58] <@Rhetorica> i'm looking at a simplistic conlang
[19:58] <@Rhetorica> and trying to determine if it's realistic
[19:58] <@Rhetorica> http://www.santharia.com/languages/mermish/mermish-tharian.htm
...
[20:05]  <@Rhetorica> But, well, it's a pidgin, I guess.
[20:05] <@Rhetorica> Just one with a horrible orthography.
[20:06] <@Rhetorica> the parent languages were "shitty english" and "onomatopoeia"

<Zayk> "bad" meant "cool" in my preteens
<Zayk> there was "the shit" for a while
<vlad> "the shit" still exists
<vlad> and it's not interchangeable with "cool"
<Zayk> yeah I guess it can't be used to qualify......
<vlad> "Is it the shit with you if I do this?"
<Radius> put on a jacket, it's the shit outside

<H13> afrikaans is wrong