Afrikaans sounds like Dutch as spoken by New Zealanders; or Queenslanders maybe.

<Zayk> pharazon put me to sleep
<Radius> that should be easy
<Radius> all he has to do is strip for you

<vlad> in conclusion, stop objecting and let me say whatever I want without regard to reality

<Rhetorica> out of context, that is the greatest vlad quote of all time

It is the essential vlad.

And another one:
[20:03:43] <-> christ_drakes is now known as Drakes
[20:03:51] <Drakes> oh wait no, i'm against capitalism
[20:03:57] <-> Drakes is now known as drakes

<Anguipes> where do I put the cannabis
<Radius> Anguipes: into a bong
<Radius> this is not rocket science

Me (to a group of Hispanics): ¿Cómo estámos?
Joe (a friend of a friend): Dude, that's racist...
Me (to Joe): If you saw me would you assume that I spoke English?
Joe: Yeah, but...
Me: OK, then, who's being racist...

<ObsequiousNewt> All along we thought you were H13, but you are really *h₁₃

<MikhailKhodorkovsky> those stigmata sure are sexy substitutes for vaginas

quoting Jipí, Alkali Metal, Victoria, Canada:

* H13 gets ridiculous with laryngeals
<ObsequiousNewt> All along we thought you were H13, but you are really *h₁₃

That explains everything. Or nothing.

[08:20] <Legion> H24 is a very unstable isotope of hydrogen

And the Understatement of the Year award goes to Legion.

I missed Legion coming back? damn

He's been back for quite a while. Nae, sometimes, too.

Zayk: YAY MUHAMMAD IS IN THIS EPISODE
Yng: What are you watching? is it something about Islamic history?
Yng: Are you excited because you finally get to see the most beloved nabee of all the anbeyaa?
Yng: I would be.

Brel: More #isharians need to get genotyped
pharazon: Agreed
ayyub: Why?
pharazon: How am i supposed to know who to ban otherwise?

pharazon: YaaliAnnar is a cyborg, all machine except for a little semen.

TheFizzMeister: Yeah, there's no way to zoom in on Morrowind like you can with Skyrim.
TheFizzMeister: But I'm 95% sure that female models have a labia peircing.
TheFizzMeister: Now I'm wondering if male models do.
TheFizzMeister: I mean, I have to kill three male dunmer here shortly, so I suppose I can check.
TheFizzMeister: Well, more like gotta kill 'em anyways, why not look at their genitals.
TheFizzMeister: You know.
TheFizzMeister: Like a serial killer.

Cev: Westerners: fertility goddesses have 40 breasts
Cev: Easterners: fertility goddesses spray blood from their vagina

<Legion> looking at the grammar of French in a historical perspective, it gives the impression of a system desperatedly trying to catch up with way too enthusiastic sound changes...
<Legion> "okay so we just lost all final vowels except -a? ok, ok, I can fix this, there, we'll use -s to mark 1sg, yeah, that's nice, and maybe rework the subjunctive, merge the copulas, ok, we can work this out"
<Legion> *all final consonants are lost*
<Legion> "DAMMIT"

<Nortaneous> the italo-italian sprachbund

<Cevv> http://www.amazon.com/Exorcists-Field-Guide-Consecrations-Banishment/dp/1448663903/
<Cevv> I want to get this book
<dhok> "By Pastor Swope"
<Anguipes> Having been in the field of Spiritual liberation for many years as an ordained clergyman, I looked forward with anticipation to this book's arrival to my home. After reading it, was sorely disappointed.
<Cevv> http://www.amazon.com/Rite-Exorcism-Schram/dp/1494376261/ <— this one has a better review:
<Cevv> "The authorative quide to survival in a demon-infested house. Next time I need it, it will come as a great comfort."
<Cevv> next time I need it!
<Cevv> Like how often does this guy get possessed by demons?
<dhok> well his house
<dhok> might get possessed a lot
<dhok> i mean that is a thing that happens in old houses
<dhok> mold starts growing
<dhok> you have to remove asbestos from the insulation
<dhok> pipes have to be replaced
<dhok> demons have to be exorcised
<dhok> etc.

<vlad> also you can eat plane tickets
<vlad> they are not very nutritious but easier to chew than scarves

cntrational: Why didn't elves survive the transatlantic crossing?
Nessari: Easy, folklore can have a hard time surviving dislocation.
CUM_quesa: Oh I thought elves were a euphemism for African slaves or something.

YaaliAnnar: You know what they say about guys with big feet.
CUM_quesa: They fetishize wolves, in a really homoerotic way.

Slereah: Isn't there like 20 jews in Indonesia?
Slereah: I seem to recall that number
Cev: Yeah but that's 20 more jews than there are in saudi arabia
Cev: But the Saudis have tons of opinions on jews, like...
Cev: 1. They are devils
Cev: 2. They are demons
Cev: 3. They are shaitans

Here's a bunch of quotes.

[09:31] <dhok> if god didn't want us murdering people, He would not have given Thomas Jefferson stone tablets with the second amendment written on them

[11:15] <miekko> Cev: I ask you
[11:15] <miekko> one question
[11:15] <miekko> an important one
[11:15] <miekko> and that question is
[11:15] <miekko> How Big Can a Star Get?
[11:15] <Cev> pretty big.
[11:15] <Naeddyr> BIG
[11:15] <miekko> I think John Candy is probably pretty close to the upper limit?

[11:31] <Cev> Also Han uses Luke's lightsaber briefly when rescuing him from Cirith Ungol

[11:20] <H13> t a n g u t
[11:20] <Nessari> script, not insane chickenscratch

[09:31] * Nessari happens.

[11:28:34] <miekko> now on Bab'ylon 5

[16:37:28] <pthagnar> the rich man in manhattan
[16:37:34] <pthagnar> the poor man in the haight
[16:37:40] <pthagnar> god made the high and lowly
[16:37:46] <pthagnar> and ordered their estate
[16:38:24] <H13> then he got bored and spread plague locusts all over their shit

[14:40:58] <Slereah_> Stop pretending to be french
[14:41:05] <Cev> N'eaux.

[16:39:59] <Anguipes> well shit
[16:40:04] <Cev> That's the worst kind of shit.
[16:40:08] <Cev> It gets into the village's water supply!

[17:35:19] <H13> nort had a sentence once that almost made sense